Beezer 22 Selected Quotes From Bill Hader

Beezer 22 Selected Quotes From Bill Hadere

I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount of time I spend doing certain things or I'll just wade in it, and then I'll never come out.

— Bill Hader

I was at Second City L.A., going through the conservatory, and I graduated in 2004 and I got 'SNL' in 2005.

— Bill Hader

I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about.

— Bill Hader

I had a small part in 'Pineapple Express.'

— Bill Hader

Every relationship is work.

— Bill Hader

Top Ten lists make me insane. I just know they're going to change daily.

— Bill Hader

To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had a facility for it, and I was like, 'Okay, I'm the impression guy.' So you imagine the cast at 'SNL' is an A-Team, and you've got the explosives guy, and I'm the impression guy.

— Bill Hader

I was always self-conscious about the fact that I didn't have as much comedy experience as other people at 'SNL,' and I kept thinking they were going to realize they'd made a mistake by hiring me.

— Bill Hader

David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad.

— Bill Hader

I'm crazy lucky. I was trying to be a filmmaker. I was doing Second City classes as a way to be creative. I was a PA for a long time. I was working as an assistant editor on 'Iron Chef America' when I got 'SNL.' It was one of those situations where you're concentrating in one thing and the peripheral thing popped.

— Bill Hader

I like when you are telling a story and fall into an impression.

— Bill Hader

I collect movies. So I have all those in binders. I don't have the DVDs out. I put them in binders.

— Bill Hader

I never resented anybody for being successful.

— Bill Hader

One of the reasons I started working at 'South Park,' actually, was that I wanted to learn how to structure things and how to tell a story.

— Bill Hader

I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?' What?' And I kinda made a big plea in the writer's room, like, 'Guys, you should really watch it. It's good. It's addicting. My wife and I are obsessed with it.'

— Bill Hader

Sometimes you're working with somebody, and you can tell they're just waiting to say their line.

— Bill Hader

I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I'm only an hour and a half late to appointments now.

— Bill Hader

I've never met Charlie Sheen.

— Bill Hader

I saw 'A Clockwork Orange' when I was 11. When you watch 'Clockwork Orange' at 11, it either totally scares you from watching movies, or you want to become a filmmaker. I was the latter.

— Bill Hader

I kind of romanticized what it was like to be a writer and director when I was in my early twenties. Working as a production assistant knocked that right out of me.

— Bill Hader

George Saunders is a complete genius.

— Bill Hader

I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women.

— Bill Hader

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