Brian Celio Peculiar Quotes
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Brian Celio Peculiar Quotes
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
— Brian Celio
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
— Brian Celio
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.
— Brian Celio
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
— Brian Celio
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
— Brian Celio
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
— Brian Celio
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
— Brian Celio
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
— Brian Celio
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
— Brian Celio
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
— Brian Celio
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
— Brian Celio
He has your finger, but I have your heart.
— Brian Celio
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
— Brian Celio
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
— Brian Celio
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
— Brian Celio
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
— Brian Celio
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
— Brian Celio
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
— Brian Celio
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
— Brian Celio
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
— Brian Celio
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
— Brian Celio
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
— Brian Celio
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
— Brian Celio
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
— Brian Celio
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
— Brian Celio
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