Single 34 Selected Quotes By - Brendan Behan

Single 34 Selected Quotes By - Brendan Behan
Single 34 Selected Quotes By - Brendan Behan


Single 34 Selected Quotes By - Brendan Behan


A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Brendan Behan

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

Brendan Behan

At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self.

At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self.

Brendan Behan


One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

Brendan Behan


Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Brendan Behan


The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

Brendan Behan


There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

Brendan Behan


I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

Brendan Behan


The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan


Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

Brendan Behan


I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

Brendan Behan


It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

Brendan Behan


If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

Brendan Behan


I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Brendan Behan


No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.

No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.

Brendan Behan


I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

Brendan Behan


I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

Brendan Behan


I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

Brendan Behan


New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Brendan Behan


When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Brendan Behan


Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

Brendan Behan


Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.

Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.

Brendan Behan


All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

Brendan Behan


If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.

Brendan Behan


A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.

A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.

Brendan Behan


Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Brendan Behan


The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream?

The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream?

Brendan Behan


Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

Brendan Behan


The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Brendan Behan


No man can discover his own talents.

No man can discover his own talents.

Brendan Behan


I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

Brendan Behan


What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

Brendan Behan


It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

Brendan Behan


What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Brendan Behan



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