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I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
— David Spade
To be famous and broke is hard.
— David Spade
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
— David Spade
Single guys get a bad rap.
— David Spade
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
— David Spade
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
— David Spade
I have no detectable hair style.
— David Spade
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
— David Spade
It's so crazy in Hollywood.
— David Spade
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
— David Spade
I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
— David Spade
It's hard to have a career.
— David Spade
I never dated much in high school or college.
— David Spade
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
— David Spade
I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.
— David Spade
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
— David Spade
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
— David Spade
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
— David Spade
It's funny because it's funny.
— David Spade
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
— David Spade
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
— David Spade
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
— David Spade
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
— David Spade
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
— David Spade
My career is just kind of crazy.
— David Spade
You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.
— David Spade
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
— David Spade
Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.
— David Spade
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
— David Spade
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
— David Spade
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